My human likes to stay in quirky holiday accommodation. We were only in Oxford for one night for the May Day celebrations, so she booked The Malmaison Hotel, which is a converted prison!

I have never been inside a real prison but it was very much like prisons I have seen in films.

Humans aren’t allowed to use the stairs but I managed to climb a few for a photo.

There are various puns around the hotel, such as on the glass door at the bottom of the stairs ‘It’s Mal Life’.

Our room was on the top floor so we went up in the lift.

The cells still have prison doors on them.

I put my few belongings in the locker.

Then as always, I tried out the bed, which was very comfy.

There was a special machine for making small bear sized cups of coffee so I made myself a cup and ate one the chocolates.

It wasn’t long before if was time for dinner.

Off I went to the Brasserie.

I went outside on the way; our room was one on the top floor in the middle (behind me).

We were staying in A wing which was used as a prison until 1996. The prisoners had much smaller cells. Our room and bathroom was 3 cells knocked together.

Here I am looking at the sign about dinner when we first checked in.

Dinner was delicious, I had seasonal vegetable risotto.

For dessert I had crème brûlée, a very generous portion which was very yummy so I ate it all.

After dinner we went into Oxford to an historic pub (The Lamb & Flag) for a drink.

The hotel looked very grand all lit up when we walked back to it.

I had a fairly early night as the next day we were getting up at 5am to join the May Day celebrations. I didn’t have breakfast at the hotel as it was way too early!

The following morning I put on my Oxford Morris outfit and set off to Magdalen Bridge to hear the choir sing then dance.

My blog about the May Day event is here: https://horacethealresfordbear.com/2025/05/03/may-day-celebrations-with-oxford-morris-2025/
Details of the hotel: https://www.malmaison.com/locations/oxford/
I had an absolutely splendid time!
Horace the Alresford Bear 5/5/2025




































































































































































































































