The humans told me that we were going somewhere warm on an aeroplane, so I packed my suitcase with my new summer shirt and a cool white t shirt to protect my fur from the sun.

On arrival at Bristol Airport I had to go through the scanning machine along with the bags and suitcases. They should have a special scanner for bears!

There was time to spare while waiting for the call to board the aeroplane so I decided to try on some sunglasses just for fun.



It wasn’t long before we got called to get onto the aeroplane. I was very lucky to have my own seat.

The breakfast in a cardboard box was a new experience for me. Everything seemed a tad rationed, but it was really plenty for a small bear.

I spent quite a lot of the journey looking at the skyscape of clouds, which look a bit like mountains of cotton wool.

After about 3.5 hours we arrived at Madeira airport. The landing was a bit scarey as the runway is short so the pilot has to apply the brakes very quickly, but there was plenty of room left at the end after the plane touched down. The temperature is much warmer in Madeira than in Bristol and I felt quite warm in my summer jumper.

My little suitcase had been packed inside the human’s big suitcase to keep it safe. I waited on the conveyor belt for it to arrive, easily identifiable by the bright yellow strap!

A minibus took us on to our hotel. My first priority was to change into my holiday shirt.

This is me on the balcony of our suite at The Porto Mare Hotel in Funchal. We had an amazing view of tropical plants with the sea in the background.

I set off to explore the surroundings…

Bananas were growing right outside the hotel.

There were lots of beautiful flowers growing around the botanical gardens that surround the hotel.






I decided to find a spot to soak up a few rays of the evening sun.

I didn’t sunbathe for long as I have to protect my vintage fur, and it was time for dinner in the hotel restaurant.

The hotel has several restaurants, and on the first evening we ate in the Atlantida. The food was served from a buffet and all looked delicious and inviting to eat. I didn’t know what to choose. I started off with some salads…

I then visited the hot buffet, and all the items I had were delicious. I particularly liked the way the potatoes and aubergine had been cooked.

It was Portugese night (Madiera is part of Portugal) and some folk dancers appeared wearing interesting hats. I joined in with them for a little while as the music was quite catchy.

I really didn’t know which dessert to chose. They all looked so yummy.


I ended up having a little bit of everything. I did have a little help from the humans eating this in the end!

I was very tired after a long day with an early start and was glad to snuggle down into bed.

The next day the humans went out exploring and I staying in the suite with an interesting book and an excellent view to watch the world go by.

On returning they had some shopping, and for me some Madeiran cake, which isn’t the same as Madiera cake that we eat in the UK. Our Madiera cake is called so because it used to be eaten with Madiera wine. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeira_cake

The next day I was very excited as the humans had decided to take me along on a boat trip with the possibility of seeing dolphins or whales! We set off towards Funchal Harbour.

There is a very large statue of a famous footballer who was born in Madiera near the harbour. I posed for a photo with Cristiano Ronaldo.

We soon reached the pontoon where the catermaran that we would be sailing on was moored.

I got onto the boat with about 100 humans. As it set off we seemed to be chasing a pirate ship! It was the Santa Maria de Colombo, a replica of Christopher Columbus’s flag ship.

I kept look out for dolphins. We did eventually see one dolphin which swam alongside the boat, did a leap then went on its way. It was very exciting but we don’t have photos of the dolphin.

The catermaran moored up for a little while for some of the humans on board to go into the sea for a swim.

I had a little nap on the net with the sea right beneath me.

On the way back to the harbour the sea got a bit rough and choppy so I hid away inside the human’s backpack.
I always like to have a pizza whenever I go away. The humans took me out to a pizza restaurant right next to the sea in the Lido area of Funchal. I enjoyed it immensely.

The lift in the hotel had a big mirror for bears and humans to check whether they have any marmalade or pizza on their faces before going out. I was in explorer mode when this photo was taken, and off to look for interesting plants in the gardens.

I found papayas…

Bird of Paradise flowers…

Anthurium red flamingo flowers…

Bananas with tradescantia growing underneath…

Also lots of these purple flowers; I don’t know what they are – please comment if you know!

Every day we made some lunch in our little kitchen area in the suite.

I also joined the humans for breakfast most days, where again there was a massive choice of food available. I very much enjoyed pancakes with nutella on top.

We set off on a walk along the coast to find some beaches.

In order to reach the beach it was necessary to walk through a tunnel, which was well lit so not too scarey, though the sound of waves could be heard crashing all around.

There was a window hole in the middle of the tunnel where it was possible to see the sea swirling around.

Here I am emerging on the beach side!

Some the beach at Praia Formosa was fenced off as it wasn’t safe for humans.

I finally reached a bit that was safe to sit on for a while. The black sand is odd but brushes off fur just like normal sand coloured sand. It is black because Madiera was formed from volcanoes.

We had intended to walk further, but suddenly came to a sign that told us to ‘Stap’. I have added that word to my very limited Portugese vocabulary!

The next adventure was on the bus. The bus went up a very steep windy hill to a place called Monte that overlooks Funchal.

After getting off the bus we made our way to Monte Palace Botanical Gardens.

The most fascinating specimen in the garden has to be the olive tree that is over 2000 years old.

There is a very large area dedicated to the Japanese garden.





Some of the flamingos were very brightly coloured. Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimps and algae that contain lots of carotenoids. The shrimps are pink because they eat the algae too.

The gardens are on a hill with a lake near the bottom with a waterfall tumbling into it.

I was able to walk behind the waterfall which felt quite refreshing as it was a warm day.

I found several plants that in UK we keep as houseplants. This on is a Swiss cheese plant in flower.

The little bear shaped house is a replica of the houses that can be found in Santander on Madiera.

There was also a wicker toboggan on display, which I sat in and wondered about having a ride down the hill in one!

I investigated the toboggan rides but the queue was very long so we decided not to have a go. In the 19th Century the toboggan were used as a form of public transport to get down the hill quickly. See https://visitmadeira.com/en/what-to-do/experiencing-the-city-of-funchal/touring-the-city/monte-sledges/

After watching the toboggans it was time to climb up the many steps to the Nossa Senhora de Monte (a church) .

It was a lot of steps for a small bear

Worth the climb as the view at the top of the Atlantic Ocean was amazing.

Every morning while in Madiera I had a tasty breakfast. I must state that I didn’t eat all the yummy pastries, my humans ate a few. The little tarts were scrumptious too.

I spent a while relaxing in the hotel gardens.

The humans were celebrating their Ruby Wedding Anniversary while we were away. I quietly mentioned this to the receptionist when we were checking in. The humans were delighted to find flowers and bubbly in the room for them on the day of celebration!

The humans had planned a special treat for their anniversary and I got to go along too!

I put on my best bow tie to go to afternoon tea at Reids Palace Hotel.

We sat on the terrace with a lovely view of Funchal and the sea. I opted for an open smoked salmon sandwich to start, which was delicious.

After eating all the sandwiches cakes were brought to us. Yum yum yum….

I left Reids with a big smile on my face and very full tummy.

On the day we left Madiera I had to get up before sunrise. This is my last photo.

I had a lovely time, it is fun going abroad sometimes but there are still lots of places that I haven’t yet explored in the UK!
Horace the Alresford Bear 17/10/24


























































































































































































































